So I spend my day surrounded by kids and kids love to tell jokes. I don’t always get the jokes and sometimes that’s because they don’t really make sense. But I laugh anyway.
Here is a selection of some that do make sense. I warn you, though, most of them were told to me by third graders so there is a pretty big groan factor. Enjoy!
How do you make a tissue dance? / You put a little boogey in it!
Why do fish live in salt water? / Because pepper makes them sneeze!
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? / Swimming trunks!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? / Because the “p” is silent!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? / Because 7…8….9!
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? / Nacho cheese!
What do you call a sea gull who flies over the bay? / A bagel!
Okay, now run out and find an 8 year old to tell them to. I guarantee you’ll get a laugh!